Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

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let me look up the definition of collect

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.

"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."

by Zomboya July 19, 2017

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shut the fuck up

what you say when you're losing an argument or stuck talking to an idiot you dont want to waste your time talking to

asshole: blah blah blah
you: shut the fuck up

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 27, 2013

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Shut the fuck up Carl!

Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."

Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.

by Assar2015 May 25, 2016

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