Lobotomized Starfish

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.

He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 1, 2022

starfish salad

the act of licking someone in the starfish shaped poohole. Also known as salad tossing or analingus

After a long day of work, Bates was greeted by a lovely starfish salad from his buddy Gage.

by Drty Dee October 16, 2010

Swollen Starfish

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

Mexican Starfish

Verb: The act of coating an object in Tabasco Sauce, then inserting it into a willing (or sleeping) participants asshole, causing it to burn

Don't pass out during Hell Week you may wake up to a Mexican Starfish.

by Azereus September 7, 2013

Crusty starfish

Its a crusty butthole

Tina has a tasty crusty starfish.

by Surgicalsteve November 11, 2016

punch the starfish

Anal sex.

The jayjay was closed so I decided to go ahead and punch the starfish

by Chadhcanterbury February 2, 2016

starfish trooper

one who seeks to or does engage in anal sex, regardless of gender preference

That guy is such a starfish trooper, always trying to get in a girls back door!

by i am, yeah, a back door man February 20, 2010