Smurfing

Smurfing - The act of replacing enough nouns and verbs in everyday speech with variations of the word smurf as appropriate as to make your speech barely understandable.

"And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of re-Smurfing this nation, the only way it's been Smurfed in Smurf for 221 years - smurf by smurf, smurf by smurf, smurfed smurf by smurfed smurf."

by Percy Bean February 23, 2009

Smurf

An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.

The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.

by P. Kaltenbach January 07, 2008

Smurfed

To ejaculate in ones hair therefore creating a little smurf's hat. It should be white. If it comes out Papa Smurf colour, see a doctor.

Whilst enjoying fellatio my new spouse esposed a fetish for semen in her hair. So I smurfed her.

by kevin forever May 25, 2006

Smurfing

To choke ones self while masturbating to achieve an amazing orgasm

Phil:wanna hang out

Tim: Nope im gonna be smurfing tonight in a batman suit

by imadeitupjacob March 23, 2010

smurfs

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

by venusflytrap January 18, 2005

Smurfing

Having loud, unprotected sex in a public toilet. Followed by a hand job on the way home in the back of the car, only to forget about the rear view mirror and finding out that the driver could see all of your antics.

Boy 1: Man i got totally smurfed last night, bad times.
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!

by BetterThanBefore October 23, 2009

Smurf

(verb)
To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!

*(past tense) smurfed

He ready get smurfed if he keep playing with me!

I am seriously about to smurf that trick!

by DezDiamond July 27, 2011