Shrimp

A small aquatic animal commonly known to significantly reduce penis size when eaten in medium to large quantities

I wouldnt eat that, everyone knows that shrimp makes your dick smaller

by Jake Weirs April 18, 2019

Shrimping

Right before you peak on LSD and you cannot stop laughing at how little everything makes sense

She's shrimping tf out

by gukkibygucci January 24, 2017

shrimp

Wanna-b pimp.

U aint no pimp. Youz a shrimp

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

shrimping

when 2 gay men put a dead rat in a sperm filled condom and stick it up each others butthole and pull it out with their mouth.

(1)"John Seeley of the Manchester Monarchs is a mad shrimper."
(2)"Dude, Seeley and Kanko shrimped all night long."
(3)"Where's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins?" "I dont know, probably shrimping in the locker room."

by ThillyBlake December 28, 2005

shrimp

A New Miami Term for clitoris.

"That girl a fat shrimp for ya boy"

by ASFA May 13, 2005

Shrimping

To insert ones testicles into a woman's anus, while erect.

Vickie's ass was sore after a long night of shrimping with John.

by The Phantom Poopers January 18, 2009

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004