pork puffer

An individual who, for enjoyment or personal gain, is quick to slob the one-eyed yogurt merchant.

Suzie was annoying, but her talent as a pork puffer kept Jim from kicking her out of his apartment.

by The Kid Doc D December 3, 2005

Pork Rub

Male masturbation.

Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019

Pork Beacon

Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.

Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today

by tomcat225 January 10, 2013

pork sword

A mans penis.

Look at his huge pork sword!

by Courtnie Brown. January 3, 2009

John pork

The biggest fashion model EVER

John pork is calling

Or

“have you seen John porks new post?”

“Yes isnt he so beautiful “

by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023

Pork and Stalk

The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)

A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.

Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off

Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)

by BigTof349A December 3, 2009