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poop or get off the pot

"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.
Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.
by Your friend's best dog May 25, 2014
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poop or get off the fence

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?
by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014
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shoot the loop with plastic poop

this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.
Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"
by slslider December 27, 2017
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The Poopshitters

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection
Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*
by Large Fumes February 19, 2021
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In the pooper

The ultimate sign of trust from a woman to a man
Woman: "I'm guna let you put it in the pooper"
Man: "Jackpot"
by Old Gregorian Calender August 19, 2009
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Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on
When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping
by DummDumm October 29, 2020
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