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Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.
I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride
by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023
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Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland
I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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Motorcycle Karen

A biker who starts road rage for other cars' minor driving faults.

It was coined by the motorcycle training youtuber DanDanTheFireman.

Typical Motorcycle Karen behavior includes:
Speeding, aggressive lane filtering, wearing no gear, stunt riding, rev bombing, honking, mirror punching, weaving at cars, acting like police officers, following cars to "confront" the drivers, lifting up the helmet's shield and yelling, having a GoPro mounted on the helmet, uploading "this car cut me off" clips on YouTube
*bikers vs people video compilation playing*
Biker: HEY!! YOU JUST CUT ME OFF!!
Old lady in a Prius: Oh my God, I am so sorry
Biker: I GOT YOU ON CAMERA! I GOT YOU ON CAMERA! FUCK YOU!!

someone watching the video: damn, that dude really is a Motorcycle Karen
by FEDERÌ April 1, 2021
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024
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motorcycle-complaining

Three people are sitting on a motorcycle while the other is driving and the other two are fucking each other with a slight curvature of the SIXTY NINE position eating ass and dicks. Usually used for three gay guys.
"Damn you got me hard watching you both motorcycle-complaining" Jack (The Big Booty Dumptruck)
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"
by Do(r)cking March 10, 2023
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Motorcycle

a vehicle that can go from 0-100 km/h in 2.7 seconds and 100-0 in 2 nanoseconds.
Motorcycle rider: oh look the arrow is at 100 on my totally safe motor vehicle placed upon the basis of two wheels, hence its name motorcycle wait is that a Truck? OH NO
by spade.dk June 5, 2018
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Michael Motorcycle

A man who single handedly changed my point of view on life and the world with his music.
Have you heard that new song by Michael Motorcycle on YouTube and Spotify?! It was amazing, he made another great song.
by sexysisterfister February 2, 2023
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