mechanic's cologne

Slang: WD-40. So named because of the distinctive sickly sweet odor of the anti-rust compound.

I spent all day working on my car, and now I've got mechanic's cologne all over my hands.

by Eleglac March 9, 2007

ass mechanic

(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.

When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!

by Grue December 30, 2003

mechanical animals

An 'okay' album by Marilyn Manson produced in 1998.

I just bought Mechanical Animals the other day, and it fuckin rocked!

by HappySunshineGumdropLand August 16, 2004

Card Mechanic

A card cheat who specializes in sleight-of-hand manipulation of cards

1. Did you see that guy cheatng?
2. Yeah, he was a card mechanic!

by trkz December 6, 2003

magazine mechanic

A magazine mechanic is an expert with JustAnswer.com, Pearl.com or anyone who pontificates officiously and inaccurately with a superficial veneer of knowledge, exposing itself when not quoting ver batim from a Google search.
BillyJr.

httpwww.justanswer.com/hvac/6cvkl-reset-heat-code-ruud-90-plus-furnace.html

BillyJr is such a magazine mechanic he spends an hour telling a customer to locate then bypass each limit,all 3
to see if power is coming back to board , why not jumper the hi limit terminals right next to each other on the circuit board?
he tells them to stick a pin through 2 wires to bypass a circuit, it is asinine!
Another example of a magazine mechanic

by Carlos Spiceyhiney November 24, 2013

quantum mechanics

A concept in physics concerning the counter-intuitive motion and mechanics of subatomic particles. Despite not applying to anything larger than an electron, quantum mechanics is often lamely invoked by pseudoscientists to justify whatever ridiculous phenomenon they are proposing.

"Psychic abilities are made possible by quantum mechanics"

by Zamzara October 24, 2007

Mechanic Falls

a small ghetto village in eastern maine populated by drug dealers, lowlives, and the lonely horneswaggle.

Mechanic Falls is a shithole.

by Bubfellaguy March 24, 2010