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Mateo

A young African American male student, characterized by his eyeglasses and flat-top hairstyle, takes pleasure in utilizing an air fryer to prepare frozen corn dogs. Additionally, he exhibits a notable interest in Asian culture.
Hey guys it's me Mateo and I love asians
by Fortnitejonesy123 February 5, 2025
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Mateo

Mateo is me
Mateo is sooooooooo sexy
by The mateo god September 16, 2022
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mateo

Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
Ohhh mateo is sooo hot man i would just love to spend the night with him.
by RazorKnight June 8, 2020
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Mateo Ramosing

when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines
yooo Logan just did a Mateo Ramosing
by mateis November 27, 2024
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Mateo Tirone

Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.
Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017
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Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.
Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!
by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024
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Mateo

Extraordinary person who will soon be famous so look out, and loves Sofia Wylie
I wish I was Mateo”
by Senku May 13, 2022
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