Lodged

The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace

Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"

by TheNRLRoast May 9, 2018

bone lodge

A designated shack you go to bang chicks usually out in the middle of no where with a jug of human piss on the front porch.

Later I'm gonna take her to my bone lodge.

This bone lodge smells like piss like a jug.

I think someone pissed in your bone lodge.

by TheVillain420 July 10, 2023

The Toni Lodge

A 69 position where the woman on top and in control. She's deep throating the dick but also grinding her clit on his face, bouncing, and in control of the oral the man is giving. The man is sticking out his tongue and letting the woman take the lead on both ends.

Oh the definitely did the Toni Lodge last night!

by cheekykat March 13, 2024

Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem

The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous

Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.

by kingwotzit July 19, 2023

lodge life

The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver

“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”

by CSmoothWithTheWristBoy December 17, 2018