When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
by PawlWawl March 04, 2016
Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.
by kingwotzit July 19, 2023
The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace
Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
by TheNRLRoast March 07, 2018
People at a ski resort that can't take the slighty cold weather and end up sitting in the ski lodge for most of the day and wasting the day
Matt: It's a little cold out today but it's not terrible.
Keith: Yeah but you know there is certainly gonna be a lot of lodge llamas today anyways.
Keith: Yeah but you know there is certainly gonna be a lot of lodge llamas today anyways.
by Sunshine Kweft March 02, 2022