the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

the REAL kiss ur partner day by dafinkey November 16, 2023

The Sweetest Kiss of All 

Eating a girl's Ass because you like her a lot

Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."

-Tom Segura

The Sweetest Kiss of All by OscarBeqa April 4, 2024

The Dark Kiss 

The act of two individuals spreading their butt cheeks and gently pressing their anuses together in a moment of intimate, eldritch alignment. Equal parts horrifying and poetic.

After 3 shots of tequila and a soul pact, they attempted the Dark Kiss. Reality has never been the same.

The Dark Kiss by KGrant23 March 30, 2025

The Clancy Kiss 

The Clancy Kiss begins when the man initiates himself into selfie facial position whilst masturbating alone with the sole intent of ejaculating into his own mouth, swallowing then moving on with life ..but at the master stroke with his cum filling his mouth he is Rudely interrupted by his sister who promptly sits on his face and gets eaten out by his cum glazed tongue impregnating her, now known as the Kiss of Life and they call their child Clancy.

Hey Bob....why are you so happy today? Trevour...mate....guess what...i gave my Sis the Clancy Kiss! What's wrong sis...tell your brother....Do You Fancy a Clancy? OMG i thought you'd never ask!

The Clancy Kiss by pooheadjobs August 21, 2025

Kiss the mezuzzah

to leave

It's time to go, I'm going to kiss the mezuzzah.

Kiss the mezuzzah by moegreene December 23, 2009

Kiss the Grouper 

An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.

Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!

Kiss the Grouper by GustavoS June 4, 2013

Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

Kiss the Cow by Mulangirl August 22, 2019