Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

John Cena

An old ass meme

Person 1: how old is your great grandmother?
Person 2: as old as the John Cena meme

by SynthiaRose June 11, 2016

John Cena

Who's that? Never seen him before.

:D "Yo bro, have you heard about this John Cena guy?"
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."

by SNOU January 18, 2022

John Cena

15 time world champion and in total has 24 titles. John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. made his wwe debut on Smackdown in 2002. He became a meme because of his theme song. Now he is doing some movie and tv show deals and is considered a part timer like the rock.

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHHHNNNNNN CEEENNNAAAA!!!!!!!!! (John Cenas meme)

by KingFrosty December 28, 2016

John Cena

The act of being camouflage

Dang man, your John Cena right now.

by aesoem sauch January 30, 2019

John Cena

Missionary position every single night

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead

by Bakerman14 August 27, 2021

John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".

Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years

by Maxdout May 28, 2021