Impossible Bridge

A bridge that is impossible (impassable) during high water.

We just drove over the impossible bridge.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023

Impossible whopper

When you go out with a hot chick but then see her without her makeup on and she’s ugly.

Also can be known for a burger at Burger King.

You seen that impossible whopper last?

by SpanishSanta420 April 20, 2020

Impossible

Not likely and not possible are two different things.

If you go by what is likely, you'll get discouraged to the point you start to think that things that are not impossible are impossible.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Impossible

Impossible is a word but shouldn’t be because it is just a bunch of letters that losers and weaklings use to define something too hard

Nothing is ’’impossible ‘‘

by Boo 👻 August 4, 2018

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

impossible things

fucking dumb book had to do this for home work

"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"

by L Bozo + Ratio + Gay + Weird February 16, 2023