Grinding the Corn

Sexual technique. See the example.

From Six feet under (ep. 48):

(Jimmy and Claire in the bed, obviously after quite a good job..)

Jimmy: You know what is's called?
Claire: It has a name?
Jimmy: Grinding the Corn.
Claire: Grinding the Corn? What's the corn?
Jimmy: You know, with like a mortar and pestle. Only you push the pestle against the rim of mortar. Not in the bowl.
Claire: Oh.

by MichalMedved January 23, 2005

the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner

I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.

by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004

Grinding the Kind

Selling high quality marijuana, aka Kind Bud. Dealing good weed.

Caller to dealer: "Hey, just callin' to see what's going on, bro."
Dealer to caller: "Same as always, Grinding the Kind."
Caller to dealer: "I'll be right over!"

by Wakky Tabakky June 14, 2009

Grinding the Goose

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.

"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."

by MCNAIL September 1, 2012

The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.

“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

“Hell yeah dude!”

by plop plip August 4, 2019

grinding the gnar

The clogging of one's toilet.

One night I was grinding the gnar so bad it flooded the house.

by Pj01 March 3, 2023

grinding the beef

A masterbation technique used by accomplished women. Also a medical term for masterbating so much that the vaginal area becomes so deformed it looks like a plate of ground beef.

"Don't mind me, I'm just grinding the beef"

by BEEFGRINDER March 25, 2016