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Gabe

Legend says that the Aztec tribe worshiped the sheer size of this mutha fucka’s cock. Thou who darith to suckith of hath penis yields an eternity of punishment and torcher. Some faggits jack off to this mans because he so Fuggin horny in his ass. His body count is more than the GDP of all of North America. When he walks in the room the essence of his massive shlong is known to cause blindness, deafness, heart attacks, erectile dysfunctions, life threateningly high amounts of hormones, herpes disease, brain damage, COVID-19, and pleasure. Ahhhhh it’s Gabe worry not a bit more little nigga!!
“Gabe is Enough said
by Jaquan’s Glock November 23, 2021
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gabeed

i just fell off the table amd broke my ass
im gabeeding
by smittymatia March 14, 2020
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Gabe

Gabe is an angel on earth who unlike many is the man you can turn to and a kind soul. A good tall beano who deserves the best and happens to be the best all in the same. We all need a Gabe in our lives. Thank you Gabe.
We all love Gabe. What an angelic man.
by Bitchboiii969 June 6, 2020
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gabeing

Standing around bullshitting with people who are trying to get work done.
Would you quit gabeing please I am trying to get my 15 calls done.
by Austeeeezy09 April 13, 2021
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Gabe

A funny guy. He is athletic and is a good friend and gets the hottie at girls and is a good brother.
Gabe is so funny
by Gabe Williams November 25, 2021
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Gabed

Unceremoniously ousted from a group, based purely and bluntly on ability rather than personality, after having been made to feel welcome over a protracted period of time.
Aw man... if he fucks up again, he gonna get Gabed!
by zmm February 10, 2017
mugGet the Gabedmug.

gabe

Gabe is one of the loudest people you will ever meet they have a high chance of being gay as gay gets but you meet be lucky to find a straight one Gabe is a good person can get angry very easy though they are usually Italian over all a Gabe is a good person on the inside but very loud and rude on the outside
hay gabe what are you doing
gabe:would you be quit it your very annoying
by Logan Seymour February 28, 2020
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