Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

falcon pawnch

the act of screaming FALCUN PAWNCH as you aireally punch somebody while being a ninja

dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE

by tlarge March 01, 2009

Captain Falcon

He is the main racer of F-Zero series. Captain Falcon is a race pilot of the F-Zero grand prix. His racer, the Blue Falcon is one of the fastest on the track. When hes not on fast lane, C.Falcon is known as a relentless bounty hunter. He is 36 years old. Not only is he a threat on the track, but also to other Nintendo characters in bopth Smash Bros games, where his power and agility make him a feared opponent.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003

falcon fuck

An extremely hard and violent penetration manuver that remsembles the falcon punch of Captain Falcon in Super Smash Brothers. The man runs and leaps in the air towards the bitch and pelvic thrusts as hard as he can upon landing on the bitch, thus destroying her vaginal cavity. Upon performing this manuver, the man screams "Falcon Fuck!" CAUTION: This fuck could be your last.

I was tired of listen to the bitch whine so I falcon fucked her. It was the hardest penetration I have ever inflicted.

by Snake Eyes October 30, 2006

Blue Falcon

Term originating from the military meaning a "buddy fucker". Someone who is a fuckoff and drags their buddies into shit with them.

Private Pyle got caught with a jelly donut in his footlocker and his platoon got smoked because of it. Pyle is a Blue Falcon.

by Infidel Partisan January 18, 2005

Mud Falcon

Defficating while rock climbing resulting in falling fecal matter.

I forgot my poop tube, so I had to let some mud falcons fly.

by Bono is God March 04, 2011

white falcon

A sexual act wherein a male ejaculates on a female or male whilst the ejaculatee is jumping. The main objective of the "move" is to hit the ejaculatee with the ejaculate whilst the ejaculatee is in midair.

"That bitch tried to jump out the window before I could bust my nut, so I White Falcon'd her in midair."

"Damn, yo."

by Justin Herbert January 06, 2008