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Emperor Midgeto

A person who has self proclaimed them in a position of power yet is shorter than all his friends.
Hey emperor Midgeto, how's the air down there?
by DerekIsADino December 7, 2023
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Mathematics emperor

The Math Emperor, whose real name is Ge Jun, is known for giving out many difficult questions that almost unable to solve by human beings in Chinese Gaokao with his team.
Ge Jun, currently the president of the affiliated middle school of Nanjing Normal University, called him "Mathematics Emperor" on the Internet, and the candidates dubbed him "Uncle Ge". According to the candidates, the proposition is quite difficult and requires candidates to have strong logical thinking ability and comprehensive ability to analyze problems. The questions attracted the hot discussion of many candidates and parents in the form of their high difficulty, and quickly became popular on the Internet.

Later, Ge Jun clarified that he was only involved in making the exam questions in Gaokao in Jiangsu Province , China.
Student 1: Who made the fucking difficult questions in the math exam?
Student 2: Definitely the Mathematics Emperor, no doubt!
by meow meow dancer June 17, 2019
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wise-emperor

self absorbed person obsessed with cats (and one cat in particular, called Maru)
Mugumogu hasn't updated her blog. wise-emperor is not amused by this. wise-emperor needs it's Maru
by ohcomeonthisonetakenaswell March 23, 2014
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Emperor Von

Is this even achievable…? Nobody knows… I’ve never seen one in person
nga did you just say emperor von…?
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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dining with the emperor

A fallen brother of thé astra militarum that has die is dining with the emperor
Commissar:it seems the orks are pushing through
Guardsmen:wel be dining with the emperor then
by Cato sicarius October 31, 2020
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emperor

A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.
"can you give me an example of an oxymoron? yeah sure! emperor and women!"
by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022
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