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Department of the Deterior

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.
Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
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Glove department

A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).
You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”
by latrelljennings June 4, 2023
mugGet the Glove departmentmug.

Department of War

Our nation's smartest and brightest officially changed the name of the Department of Defense (DOD) to 'Department of War' (DOW)
I'm loving how the Department of War is bringin' sexy back to the DOD!
by geeterguy September 7, 2025
mugGet the Department of Warmug.

Clart and depart

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart
by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025
mugGet the Clart and departmug.
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
mugGet the NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigationmug.

statement department

the department that makes political statements
I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.
by Mr. Statement generator July 11, 2010
mugGet the statement departmentmug.

Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.
Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”
by hellocleveland January 8, 2024
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