by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
Get the king cranemug. when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little fucker and tell him, "Get out you little fucker, this is my house... bitch!"
I couldn't wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really horny and gave my old bitch a crane machine.
by sir fucks-a-lot April 24, 2009
Get the crane machinemug. What faggot ass noob cops do on a San An multiplayer (SA:MP)cops and robber server. noncops can sell certain cars for money at a red checkpoint by the crane, cops sit there all fucking day and dish out tickets to the noncop players. crane camping cops are the scum of SA:MP. I mean really, how much god damn fun can it be sitting around at a fucking checkpoint typing /tk and gaining a point.
Sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.
Sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.
dipshit cop: DUR IM TKING PEOPLE LOL I ROX MY POINTS R SO HIGH I GOT LEVEL 5 AND I GOT 2500 BUCKS LOL CRANE CAMPING PWNS.
noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid cunt and do your motherfucking job.
dipshit cop: HEY SCREW U NOOB I EM ENFORCING THE LAWS
noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn't, now enjoy my shotgun shells as they enter into your back and kill you.
dipshit cop: DM DM DEATHMATCHING NOOB
noncop: stfu you stupid Kibax, you got pwnt.
noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid cunt and do your motherfucking job.
dipshit cop: HEY SCREW U NOOB I EM ENFORCING THE LAWS
noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn't, now enjoy my shotgun shells as they enter into your back and kill you.
dipshit cop: DM DM DEATHMATCHING NOOB
noncop: stfu you stupid Kibax, you got pwnt.
by policejihad January 20, 2008
Get the crane campingmug. by Bi Ching Atu March 16, 2010
Get the Greg Cranemug. by generikal.com April 25, 2003
Get the crane hoemug. An indication of extreme, prolonged activity (or perceived extreme activity) accompanied by a drastic degree of involvement.
"I just don't have time to hang out with you guys anymore. T've been working like a whooping crane".
(NOTE: the emphasis is placed on the SECOND word. "Whooping CRANE!"
(NOTE: the emphasis is placed on the SECOND word. "Whooping CRANE!"
by Gwugluud Barcher 1 January 14, 2009
Get the whooping cranemug. Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "
by Steven Crane October 18, 2010
Get the Crane Statusmug.