Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 22, 2024

The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position

Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.

by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024

Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 23, 2010

christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why

A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY

by foxlife37 December 15, 2020

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 December 12, 2015

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 01, 2017

christmas-tree

an adjective describing something that has stretched out near the bottom but has not stretched out on the top; usually describes a piece of clothing

This shirt doesn't fit anymore; after washing it so much it has christmas-treed.

by rubduck33 December 11, 2011