Cow

A peaceful and graceful creature, also known as cattle that is found in many places around the world. They are often eaten but if we could just see how amazing and cute they are . we would stop. Cows are supreme beings that should be warshipped

"Wow, that cow really likes the soccer ball!"

by Toatally not a cow June 4, 2017

Cow

1. A cow is a weird fucking animal that we eat and has fucked up spots.
2. Someone so fat they can't move.

1. Let's eat a cow for dinner tonight!
2. You are such a fucking cow!

by KevinP June 13, 2012

Cow

When someone is being very annoying and wont leave you alone.

Oh my god, your such a cow

You're being a cow right now

by OrbitCycle December 1, 2018

cow

some one who acts like they have big brains when really they dont and know nothing about what they are saying.

bruh i cant stand cows, they smell bad and dont know anything

by gatfrat June 22, 2018

cow

A cow is an animal that produce milk, meat and eggs.

I do like cow's eggs.
A cow, it's milk, meat and eggs .

by XxcowexpertxX May 15, 2021

cow

Crippled Old Woman - mostly used in primary schools, and considered a big insult.

Did you hear? Chris is a right COW *giggles*

by xxMissiixx January 21, 2007

Cow

The webmaster without a site...(WTF?)

A general flirt and womanizer.

A visionary with no one to pass his vision along to because no one wants to think enough to understand.

Cow....Yeah he's very confusing.

Cow!?!?!?!He is such a perv!!!! But he is sweet...

Stop trying to prove me wrong Cow! Your making me look stupid!
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actual quotes of random people I know

by Cow December 21, 2004