Well if you haven't been hiding in a cave for a while you should know he is the best college football quarterback in the nation. He has won numerous awards as well as the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore (the first player to do so), and has helped the Gators win a national championship as a freshman, as well as leading the Gators to a third national championship in 2009. Known as Superman to fans he seems to have the ability to do anything.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
by Stephen Villanueva January 17, 2009
Get the Tim Tebow mug.Is a medical condition where a fan of a professional football team is envious of the performance of Tim Tebow, however this person does not want to admit their like for him and does what they can to make others think they don’t like him. This person typically uses social media like Facebook and Twitter to make condescending comments and remarks about Tim Tebow in an attempt to make others think that they do not like him. At first this approach works, but after several weeks of making comments about all his current stats, his passing, his running, his commercials, and his religion most people within that person’s social network realize that this person now has “Tebow Envy”.
Rachel (Facebook Status Update): Where's Tebow time now? I told you they would lose!!! He just sucks.
John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.
Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.
John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.
Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.
John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
by CoachKirk January 2, 2012
Get the Tebow Envy mug.Freshman quaterback for the University of Florida, who is knowing for plowing through defenses with his powerful runs. Tim's chief export is pain, followed closely by touchdowns. Tim's signature move is the stiff arm.
Football fan: Man, that quaterback just trucked through 4 defensive linemen, 3 linebackers, and the 2 safties!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
by uffan526 December 6, 2006
Get the tim tebow mug.The act of saying odd, disturbing, and comical things for no apparent reason. Often making the party being Teeroy'd feeling scared,awkward, or out of place. Usually done when someone is high, out of it, or tripping off acid.
Male Senior: Ay Little Boy, Ay!
Male Freshman: Huh?
Male Senior: I'll suck yo dick for a dolla nigga!
Male Freshman: Ummm Ummm No Thanks (Walks away)
Senior: You just mad you got a small penis!
Friends: (Laugh) Dude you Teeroy'ing
Male Freshman: Huh?
Male Senior: I'll suck yo dick for a dolla nigga!
Male Freshman: Ummm Ummm No Thanks (Walks away)
Senior: You just mad you got a small penis!
Friends: (Laugh) Dude you Teeroy'ing
by Teeroyzz August 4, 2009
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Get the Faze Teeqo mug.The mixed art of Bolting and Tebowing, where you get down on one knee as in the Tebowing position but also to extend one's hand in the air at an angle with the index finger pointing in line, while the other is pulled back as if pulling a bow string back. These two things are done simultaneously.
I was so excited, that I had to Tebolt.
Yesterday I Tebolted.
Dude, Tebolting is just a great thing to do all day every day.
Yesterday I Tebolted.
Dude, Tebolting is just a great thing to do all day every day.
by ITT_Technical_Institute September 3, 2012
Get the Tebolting mug.Is a combination of TB, Ebola and AIDS. It represents the most ominous outcome in terms of treatment.
-Yo LaTonya, I've hear Jerome's got tebolaids...
-No he ain't got sh*t, cuz he's mah neeguh!
-We'll not for long, he's got tebolaids now and he's gon be gone soon!
-No he ain't got sh*t, cuz he's mah neeguh!
-We'll not for long, he's got tebolaids now and he's gon be gone soon!
by GingerAleNeeguh October 23, 2014
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