poon tax

The money that mans has to pay on a girl before he gets to fuck her.

Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.

Finally took Sally around the old knobsticle course, and only had to pay £1.99 poon tax for a Happy Meal at Maccy D's

by follycool June 3, 2011

aristotle tax

A cost paid by childless people that subsidises the children of others.

Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again

by Juddles October 7, 2018

Switch tax

The extra price Nintendo fans have to pay for the convenience of having a cartridge.

Even if you buy it digitally, you still have to pay the extra price because Nintendo.

Bob: "this game is so expensive on Switch, It's half the price on Playstation!!"
Joe: "That'll be the Switch tax mate." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Triadne September 8, 2019

Progressive Tax

a tax by which the tax rate increases as the taxable base amount increases

An income tax that is a progressive tax taxes individuals with a greater income at a higher rate than those with a lower income.

by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010

death and taxes

the only things certain in life

Ben Franklin said "The only things certain in life are death and taxes

by Caez July 8, 2006

Kepa tax

when a goal or result has to be reduced in greatness in terms of how impressive the goal or result was, because it was against the not so great Kepa Arrizabalaga

"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got battered 6-0"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Kepa tax. It would've been 0-0 without Kepa"

by KepaJesus December 14, 2020

Windows tax

The cost of having to pay for a unneeded Windows license, is often referrer to as Windows tax, primarily in the open source community. However by the Windows OEM EULA, you can get your Windows license refunded, if you can't/don't accept the EULA terms.

Lenovo hanged up on me when I tried to get a Windows tax refund.

by Asbjørn Sloth Tønnesen May 30, 2008