twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

by JkT October 19, 2005

Swat Master

When some one is so gay and lame that they actually become cool in some sort of weird, twisted way, when then there the head of the group of swat dudes they become swat masters

Dude he beyond a swat dude, he's a fucking SWAT MASTER!!!

by nmsnow65 August 10, 2010

Marshmallow Swatting

When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better

Tyler: I want to be this guy he's so great
Lauren: Stop marshmallow swatting Tyler.

by Charlie_94 April 17, 2015

squak swat

When a person throws a temper tantrum and proceeds to slap or swat at you like a elementary school girl throwing a hissy fit while screaming.

I licked my wife's nose the other day and she went off into a fierce Squak swat on me leaving me speechless.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

thot swat

the thot swat is a very important group of people who protect you innocent-ish eyes and mind from all the thots in the world including bell Delphine and all the neighborly thots in your school or work

WE SHALL PROTEC AND ATTACK!!!!!!!

yooooo she's showing off her ass, you should call the thot swat!!!

by M o c h i April 15, 2019

Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.

by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009

Cock Swat

a word coined by a washington resident, a more exreme or serious version of a cock block.

guy:so what are you doing later?
girl: well umm
cock swatter: hey dude, did you ever find out if you got her pregnant?!
girl: i gotta go
guy to swatter: dick.

by ceddycedced June 17, 2010