No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
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What EA(electronic arts) uses to describe lootboxes to try and avoid government involvement from their games.
Along with this, they have likened their fanbase's consumption of lootboxes in games such as FIFAto the consumption of a Kinder suprise egg, which unlike lootboxes doesn't come packaged in an already 60 dollar video game and has some sick ass toys in it and doesnt have less than one percent drop rates for highly wanted items
The GIF you can see below is a representation of EA's higher ups profiting off children who spend all of their parents' money on "Surprise Mechanics" in the hopes of getting their favorite soccer player in FIFA
Along with this, they have likened their fanbase's consumption of lootboxes in games such as FIFAto the consumption of a Kinder suprise egg, which unlike lootboxes doesn't come packaged in an already 60 dollar video game and has some sick ass toys in it and doesnt have less than one percent drop rates for highly wanted items
The GIF you can see below is a representation of EA's higher ups profiting off children who spend all of their parents' money on "Surprise Mechanics" in the hopes of getting their favorite soccer player in FIFA
"They aren't lootboxes, they are just surprise mechanics!"
"It isn't kidnapping, it's just surprise adoption!"
"It isn't kidnapping, it's just surprise adoption!"
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Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014
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Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
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Your average meme: *Picture of some overblown facial expression* Me when (insert anything here)
Surreal meme: *I taste a vegetal* A N G E R Y
Surreal meme: *I taste a vegetal* A N G E R Y
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Italy’s highest court of appeal ruled that stealing small amounts of food to stave off hunger is not a crime.
Italy’s highest court of appeal ruled that stealing small amounts of food to stave off hunger is not a crime.
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