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Strudel Schmidt

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..
We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.
by OGloc January 29, 2019
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toaster strudel

When a man ejaculates on a woman's pussy and has to clean it up by eating it
Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her
by Slim veezus September 22, 2016
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shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.
I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.
by D Rail August 14, 2014
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manzana strudel

On the streets, the classical "apple strudel" is also referred to as manzana strudel.

A manzana strudel is a delicate pastry exhaustively filled with tree-borne apples.
Fam, how much for a slice of this deliciously moist manzana strudel?

Oh ney, that bloke over there has already consumed his savory lunch. Now he is busy inhaling a world-class manzana strudel. That cinnamon vortex looks supremely delicate.
by SeJoker February 16, 2023
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Strudel

Although it might be confused with the german food, it is a word that can be said when someone must go somewhere and they don't want to, you say it to advice him to go without writing a full ass speech.
by Cabra42 January 23, 2020
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Cocoa-Strudel

The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneously spreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.
Becky: Sarah what the fuck are you doing?

Sarah: chill out bitch I’m cranking out a cocoa-strudel u want a bite or something hoe?
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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dudel strudel

me and me dad ate dudel strudel this morning
by jllctz April 1, 2023
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