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Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.
Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?
by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025
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Curry Stomper

An indian dog fucker that st0mps on his curry in a manner resulting fr0m being betrayed by another dog
That Curry Stomper really put his foot in it this time.
by UrSuperHero April 28, 2019
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Persian rug stomper

You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out
"Yo why is your girl limping so hard?"
"She got a Persian Rug Stomper last night"
by J_Robn September 24, 2025
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Stew stomper

To use your foot to push diarrhea down the bathtub drain.
"I had no other choice but to be a stew stomper this morning."
by Xxx_pu$$y_w1z4rd_xxx December 3, 2021
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Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain
Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.
by psudeom July 25, 2022
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Mattress stomper

When you and your partner are engaging in doggystyle sex, and the males penis accidentally slips into the anus. Then due to the pain, the female partner jumps up and down stomping her feet on the mattress
Last night during sex Tim had an accident and made me a mattress stomper.
by Butt stuff November 21, 2019
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Waffle Stompers

A member of a tightly knit group of disc golf friends known for stomping through rough terrain, waffle-patterned shoe prints, and relentless pursuit of birdies.
The Waffle Stompers hit the course at 7 a.m.—coffee in one hand, putter in the other.
by wafflestompers June 24, 2025
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