stealth tits

Female breasts that - when seen in the nude - are much larger than would have been surmized from observing them clothed.

When Ellen took off her blouse, I was amazed out how large her breasts were. I realized immediately that she had stealth tits, delightfully larger than I would have guessed by seeing her walk down the street.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.

"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "

by Russell November 13, 2003

stealth car

A parked vehicle concealed from view by the positioning and/or size of objects, often other vehicles, in front of it. The vehicle is abruptly revealed after a certain distance.

Not to be confused with automobiles that can actually conceal themselves via electronic countermeasures.

Wait, hold on, the space up there's clear, an---GODDAMNIT! Fucking stealth cars.

by Gerk March 4, 2009

stealth camping

The art of sleeping in your vehicle without being detected by authorities.

My VW camper bus is great for stealth camping... I can camp wherever I want for free.

by Swiftriver October 4, 2009

Stealth Bomb

Deliberately taking action to sabotage the structural integrity and/or disease barrier effectiveness of condom during anal intercourse to willfully inseminate your partner without his/her consent.

Cutting, biting, removing, or otherwise damaging a condom prior to or during intercourse with the sole purpose of inseminating and/or infecting your sex partner without his or her knowledge.

I hooked up with this guy who insisted that I use a condom while having anal intercourse. I told him I that was HIV negative, so I decided to stealth bomb his ass half way through sex. He never suspected a thing.

by Theoden November 15, 2011

Stealth Ninja Kitteh

1. A stealth ninja kitteh that hides in a box.
2. A little furry Solid Snake that hides in a box.

Go to Youtube and search "Stealth Ninja Kitteh" to find out.

by Coodissman July 22, 2010

Stealth Bomber

Someone who breaks wind silently, and then moves out of the room before anyone notices.

What the...? Oh my god, do you smell that..? Who's the Stealth Bomber?!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003