back stage pass

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.

“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

stage bomb

When an individual runs up onto a theatrical stage during a production, pulls down his pants, defecates, and runs away.

This was first done in a production of "Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark", in 2011.

Oh my stars, that gentleman just threw a stage bomb onto that production! *faints*

by Alsmore August 29, 2016

horizontal stage

A stage reached after having smoked a lot of weed in which the body craves horizontallness

"Dude, I woke up in my kitchen this morning." , "Woah man, the horizontal stage must have hit you during your midnight munchie snack sesh."

by berenjenaranja December 1, 2017

Stage Health

The phenomena when the adrenaline from performing is enough to counter act any illness symptoms. Usually used in theatre and lasts long enough to survive a performance.

"Dude, you are sick as a dog, how did you make it through that act?"

"My stage health pulled me through, but now I need to go take a nap."

by britticus96 October 18, 2020

Ben stage

A “Ben stage” is liking a guy called Ben who destroys your mental state and future relationships. Most girls describe Ben as an utter twat.

The Ben stage became popular on TikTok and survivors are telling their stories online.

“Why do you hate life?”
-I went through a Ben stage

by vivviannee February 11, 2023

J&M Stage

When your confused but walk to the bus together (hugging) and other such actions, but dont want to be considered talking. Also, the word friend is used to hide what the 2 people really mean.

John: Hey Margarett, lets make it seem like we are just "friends" as the J&M Stage
Margarett: Ok cool!

by mrchillout01 June 16, 2017

stage dive

if you are a huge person, and you see a 90 pound chick in the audience, don't stage dive in her direction. she will get crushed/hurt/pissed off. also a bunch of hardcore dudes will try to kick your ass because hurting little chicks at shows is just not cool.

i am still bitter to the fat ass who stage dived then landed on me while attending a the Bled show.

by tardXcore September 28, 2005