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In the 80’s she is credited for inventing the trash bag as outer wear.
Proper description of any overweight morbidly or approaching twenty something chick with ratted out, teased up hair-chewing gum-and usually talking loudly while smacking said gum.
Standard attire includes tattered Walmart clothing always in black but sometimes paired with denim-fishnets with her flesh bulging thru them. Shoes are either crushed out vans/chucks/airwalk sneakers sometimes bedazzled or black stuffed out Doc Martin knockoffs worn down from being drug thru 7-11’s and strip mall parking lots. Claw machine jewelry and I’ll fitting bras that let her side boob spill over smudging deodorant along its arm flap. Somewhere under that faux leather skirt are cut off support hose. Racoon level Black Is her eye liner applied in the car proves she’s a bad girl. If you make eye contact longer than ten seconds and have cool shoes a blowjob in a stairwell is assured. Good for you she plucked her mole(s).
In the 80’s she is credited for inventing the trash bag as outer wear.
Proper description of any overweight morbidly or approaching twenty something chick with ratted out, teased up hair-chewing gum-and usually talking loudly while smacking said gum.
Standard attire includes tattered Walmart clothing always in black but sometimes paired with denim-fishnets with her flesh bulging thru them. Shoes are either crushed out vans/chucks/airwalk sneakers sometimes bedazzled or black stuffed out Doc Martin knockoffs worn down from being drug thru 7-11’s and strip mall parking lots. Claw machine jewelry and I’ll fitting bras that let her side boob spill over smudging deodorant along its arm flap. Somewhere under that faux leather skirt are cut off support hose. Racoon level Black Is her eye liner applied in the car proves she’s a bad girl. If you make eye contact longer than ten seconds and have cool shoes a blowjob in a stairwell is assured. Good for you she plucked her mole(s).
Merna opted for the “Slorgoth” look for the Winger reunion show. Her faded black spandex dress was stretched so tight her cellulite could be seen through it.
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Skorgen refers to any overly indulgent and completely rejuvenating relaxation. Inspired by minimalist Swedish ideals, the Skorgen principle can be flat packed, assembled with minimal effort, and enjoyed in many versatile ways. The Skorgen is a must for any post-bender recovery.
Daniel: "wow, how did you recover after such a massive weekend?"
Daniel P: "we had an 18 hour Skorgen session on Sunday"
Girl: "So how was your date?"
Friend: "It was great, he played all his soundcloud mixes on loop and we stayed in bed all day..."
Girl: "sounds like a certified Skorgen dream!"
Daniel P: "we had an 18 hour Skorgen session on Sunday"
Girl: "So how was your date?"
Friend: "It was great, he played all his soundcloud mixes on loop and we stayed in bed all day..."
Girl: "sounds like a certified Skorgen dream!"
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A large, throbbing dancing scrum, set to dance-pop music, comprised mostly of fist pumping, high-fiving Jersey Shore types, and their hard partying, bottle poppin', ass-grinding compatriots.
When the Katy Perry song started up, the dance floor at the Wildwood bar became an undulating Jersey Shorgy.
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