Squinchy

adj.
describing a state of being characterized by a fleeting but intense emotion of unpleasantness.

"you get all squinchy every time I mention the noodle incident."

by Jaliel January 11, 2008

squinched

action required to fit something into a space that is slightly too small

I squinched my Juice Box into my lunch box.

by Gardner9876 February 24, 2013

squirch

A burp, passing gas and sneezing at the same time v.

That guy just squirched, and I've never seen, and heard anything like that before.

by Baamf May 12, 2014

Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.

My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.

by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013

squencher

Severly Anal Retentive, so tight you cannot deficate, single minded stupidity, uptight, tied up in knots, all resulting in the effected individual, group or organization becoming full of feces. Squenched, to squench, a squencher.

1.The bass guitar player is such a aquencher about being the perfect musician that he's not able fit in with the band.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.

by J. wolfy November 8, 2008

Sqwinch

The clenching of one’s anus in order to keep from shitting oneself.

I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.

by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011