by When You Means Tree February 11, 2018
Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.
by JimmyButler69 July 11, 2020
fort squidward is all but impenetrable
by kermit the meme March 05, 2018
Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 21, 2019
When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet
Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward
Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’
Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’
by Shmuel1652 May 03, 2020
You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)
by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010
The most epic event to ever take place in the history of mankind. Everyone's favorite childhood grouch Squidward was standing on a parade float when out of nowhere he hits the audience with a dab then spins around and is on his way to dab on some other fools.
by B3ASTMOD369 December 05, 2019