Spooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

by nfkiller August 30, 2008

Spooge Whore

Female that has a thurst for male ejaculate. Likes eating or taking male ejaculate.

Janet can't get enough cum... she's such a "spooge whore"!

by Randeyeman July 12, 2010

Spooge-Mickey

When a male places his testicles atop his partners head making it look like they have mickey mouse ears

"Babe come here and let me give you a Spooge-Mickey"

by Daniel Liketofuck April 09, 2015

renal spooge

Renal spooge is the output created by your kidneys when you let a bad bladder infection go untreated. The "spooge" is a thick green discharge that smells vaguely like a combination of shit, cheese and asparagus.

My GF let her UTI go and started leaking renal spooge all over the place.

by Billy Ballsack December 14, 2007

spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 05, 2011

spooge plant

Unknown plant that smells of spooge when cut. Primarily found in Toccoa, Georgia and the surrounding areas.

Oh look, they just cut that field... Ughh, and it must have been a spooge plant crop!

by DuT July 31, 2004

Spooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: Penis and Scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Spooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.

3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!

4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money July 14, 2010