I don't know how the fuck it's all working again, but these scanners and printers are just magically spontaneously cooperating. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by h0mer April 20, 2018
Get the spontaneously cooperatingmug. by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020
Get the Spontaneous combusticidemug. A totally real medical condition. This condition is found primarily in small children and the elderly.
When one spontaneously combusts, their overall body heat has to exceed 2341 degrees Fahrenheit.
Generally, it is very noticeable when someone combusts. Their hair is immediately singed off, leaving them with a brand new shiny bald head (good riddance, that umbrella cut was UGLY!), and they essentially, burst open. Their organs and guts splat all across the ground, but most of the time their insides were already turned to ash, so you don't have to see their disgusting insides.
It has also been totally medically proven that when one has a large ego, specifically 13-14 year old boys, they are more prone to combustion. In fact, their spontaneous combustion rate is 95% more than small children and the elderly.
Signs of combustion- Dizziness, nausea, inflated ego (for some), excessive masturbation, consumption of oil or white-out, and trying to become a spice king on TikTik, because we know that ain't gonna end well.
And remember--when you see a child about to combust, take it across the room until it is behind some sort of barrier. When an elderly person is about to combust, just run. And finally, when you see a teenage male about to combust, scream and run because you know that this is gonna be intense.
When one spontaneously combusts, their overall body heat has to exceed 2341 degrees Fahrenheit.
Generally, it is very noticeable when someone combusts. Their hair is immediately singed off, leaving them with a brand new shiny bald head (good riddance, that umbrella cut was UGLY!), and they essentially, burst open. Their organs and guts splat all across the ground, but most of the time their insides were already turned to ash, so you don't have to see their disgusting insides.
It has also been totally medically proven that when one has a large ego, specifically 13-14 year old boys, they are more prone to combustion. In fact, their spontaneous combustion rate is 95% more than small children and the elderly.
Signs of combustion- Dizziness, nausea, inflated ego (for some), excessive masturbation, consumption of oil or white-out, and trying to become a spice king on TikTik, because we know that ain't gonna end well.
And remember--when you see a child about to combust, take it across the room until it is behind some sort of barrier. When an elderly person is about to combust, just run. And finally, when you see a teenage male about to combust, scream and run because you know that this is gonna be intense.
"Hey, bro! Did you see Landen Spontaneously Combust in the gym! It was crazy!"
"Yeah, isn't Spontaneous Combustion a real medical condition?"
"Yeah. I don't miss him, though."
"Yeah, isn't Spontaneous Combustion a real medical condition?"
"Yeah. I don't miss him, though."
by Xeni_isbetter November 30, 2023
Get the Spontaneous Combustionmug. by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010
Get the spontaneous neanderthalismmug. Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster
by DOC. Chocc June 3, 2024
Get the Spontaneously internally combustedmug. (SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.
"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010
Get the Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcomamug. Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
by lil biden May 2, 2022
Get the spontaneous green day disordermug.