Spunk Funk

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.

This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.

by rug dude August 6, 2012

spunk breath

A woman who has had several ejaculating penises in her mouth and now has breath that smells exclusively of cum.

Woman 1 : "God, my mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage this morning"

Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"

by real cool trader April 24, 2008

splunge

Originating from a Monty python, splunge is a way of saying that you have no worthy opinion and that an idea could or could not be good. It could also be a quick comeback if you do not have an answer for a question.

Boss: I don't want a yes man and don't disagree!!! Now what do you think about my business plan.

You: Splunge?

by brengera April 2, 2007

spunk fitness

(noun) quality of one's semen showing appropriateness for impregnating a women.

patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?

doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.

by Semenary Road September 25, 2010

spunk junkie

a woman who is addicted to cock juice

by ernie October 21, 2003

spunk ransom

In an MTV Twilight Tuesday interview, Robert Pattinson denounced his God given name and any alterations of said name, thereof. Just saying no! to the the lovingly bestowed netspeak name of rpattz, Pattinson claimed to only answer to the name of Spunk Ransom henceforth.

Spunk Ransom: Rpattz...I dunno...I guess it's 'Uh' I guess it kind of makes sense...It's my ...initial?...and a bit of my name...giggle...At least it's not insulting...Rpattz...Rpattz...I dunno...it sounds kind of like...RPattz...sounds...I dunno...like an antacid or something...RPattz...I dunno...it's a bit too like...it sounds a bit cushy...RPattz it sounds like...I dunno...I prefer like...I dunno...I hate my name...I hate any reference to my name...I wish people would completely invent a new one...I dunno, like...SPUNK...There's a girl called Ransom...I'd like to go by Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom...yeah, it does sounds a little bit wrong

Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.

by sweetgarbage May 29, 2008

butt spelunker

One who explores the deepest,darkest recesses of someone's crap cave.

As I went butt spelunking in Suzy, I think I shot a wad into her upper intestinal tract.

by rev. ray April 8, 2004