Spinach

Legendarily-powerful muscle enhancer capable of transforming anyone who consumes it into an indestructible human tank capable of saving innocent lives from angry, often-bearded thugs. Also a bland, slimy green vegetable.

"Did you see that punch-up in the bar last night?"
"Yeah, the barmen had to get ahold of some spinach to break it up. Works every time."

by Thatdarnmeowth January 26, 2024

Sparkle Spinach

Yet another fancy way to say Weed.

Hey dude do you want some Sparkle Spinach?
What the hell is that?
It’s weed my dude.

by ButtHairBurrito97 July 27, 2024

Spinach-phaggot

A spinach eating person who typically hates themselves

That girl is uneducated clearly she isn't a spinach-phaggot

by theofficialPentecost January 17, 2017

Gaming Spinach

Weed

Whenever you need to git gud quick just smoke that gaming spinach.

by velle February 4, 2021

dih spinach

When you eat some nice sauteed spinach, and grows your penis to the size of the burj khalifa and makes it strong like popeyes's muscles. When/if you ejaculate, your semen will have a slight green tint and taste like the rain.

Yo bro, last night I was with this girl, and I just ate some spinach, so she was like, "damn, yo dih as big as the burj khalifa. That's some nice dih spinach."

by dihspinach June 3, 2025

spinach tumbler

used for "Is it racist?" in a SMII7Y video.

Lets play "is it racist?" spinach tumbler.

by cookietheelfy January 8, 2024

Spinach

A leafy green which is nutritionally dense, being a particularly good source for Vitamin K, iron and folate.

Make sure to eat your spinach.

by Volando Con El Viento May 6, 2024