Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009

Sphincter Charger

Any object inserted into a man's anal cavity.

I've never had an orgasm as good as when I used a sphincter charger!

by WeAreThey-TheySay August 27, 2012

sphincter-licker

someone licking anus; someone trying to obtain advantage by offering excessive flattery, praise and compliments, usually not sincere

..this sphincter-licker managed to get another raise!

by Swiss Dude April 15, 2010

sphincter spasm

passing gas; fart

"I laughed so hard I had a sphincter spasm"

by Queen La Sphincter March 13, 2011

Sphincter Gravy

Simple diarrhea, preferably brown in color. Should not be the consistency of water. More like the gravy served at Thanksgiving which consists of plenty of white flour.

After eating at KFC two days in a row the greasy chicken produced a light brown flow of sphincter gravy.

by Kevin Joseph February 7, 2012

sphincter juice

The juice that slimes out of your ass after anal squigy

He had sphincter juice running down his leg yelling its squigy fault!

by nasty masty January 25, 2014

sphincter fidelity

the ability to differentiate between gas and liquid or solid matter which is causing an urge to be expelled from the anal sphincter.

After you reach the age of 50, you sphincter fidelity goes down and it's wise to go to the restroom to fart.

Jim got so drunk that he lost sphincter fidelity resulting in a nasty shart.

by Pelican Pete June 14, 2013