spanish cobras

A deadly hispanic gang which started in the streets of Chicago. Opposition to the Latin Kings. Responsible for the near extermination of the Insane Unknowns, as well as the Spanish Lords. A major force to be reckoned with. Various Factions throughout the United States. Murderers, thieves, assassins, drug dealers

Amor de Cobra, Long live Chairman Tuffy, Insane Spanish Cobras founded the Insane Familia

by the one and only August 8, 2006

Spanish news

From the unreliable journalism covering the Spanish-American War, a bit of hot gossip that may or may not be exaggerated and is passed off as true without examination for accuracy.

"But I have a piece of Spanish news for Gooper. The Flynns never had a thing in this world but money and they lost that ..."
--Margaret from Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

by Joe McCue October 9, 2007

Spanish Cock

The biggest penis you will ever see. Cant fit in most vaginas. Girls are in love with it, but scared because of its size. One who has it is usually is the best at everything.

James: "Look at that bulge."
Cole: "Must be a Spanish cock."

by SpanisCockMan69 April 24, 2011

walking spanish

taking the last march to the death penalty, ie. Hanging, Electric chair.

"Even Jesus want a little mo' time
When He's walkin' Spanish down the hall" ... Tom Waits

by timmy s January 18, 2004

Spanish Lessons

Going to the strip club.

Spanish lessons are expensive!

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013

Spanish onion

When you start crying due to the Latin girl you're 69-ing sharting in your face.

Person 1: Hey, amigo, what's wrong?

Person 2: I had a Spanish onion last night, I cried for hours

by Dfell19 November 19, 2015

Spanish Broadside

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

by VanguardVince July 10, 2014