Creative solution

A discreet way to say that you will kill someone to solve a problem.

"Ricky hasn't paid his protection fee, soon we might need to call Tony for a Creative solution."

by Tony, The Server April 28, 2022

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Solution

Also a lie.

Hym "The real solution is brings like a dozen people who are 'in the know' (as it were) before me, put a gun in my hand, I am going to put that gun to one of their heads, and if the information I want doesn't come out of their mouths, a bullet goes through their brainz. And if the next one doesn't talk the last one will."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

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Saratoga solution

A dud that likes all genders

Mark: Did you know that Ricky like that nonbinary chick?
Ronald: Yeah he’s pulling a Saratoga solution. And they are pansexual btw.

by Mikeydimes December 9, 2024

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Gift Solution

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.

Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....

by virbius1 January 1, 2012

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