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by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020
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Gift Solution

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.
Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....
by virbius1 January 1, 2012
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Final-Cyber-Solution

Final-Cyber-Solution, Is the act of rage beyond the cage of cyberspace, going through great lengths to target and destroy someone or multiples persons social life, quoted as an offender of your personal,social or mental well being.
Girl1: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!! SHE IS LYING ON ME!!
Girl2(girl1's friend): you should f.c.s her skank ass off the face of cyberspace!!!
Girl1: OH ITS FUCKONG DONE! HELLO "ISANYONEUP.COM"...that bitch is fried!, Fucking GNARGOYLE!
Girl2:its the fucking final-cyber-solution in this bitch!
by TheKingObscene July 12, 2011
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Solut the Captain

A shot of Absolut Vodka either mixed or chased with Captain Morgan spiced rum.
by Arish A July 13, 2011
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Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
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Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
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EJ DA SOLUTION

Former 17 year old Rapper From Miami Florida
EJ DA SOLUTION I DROPPED A NEW ALBUM CALLED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
by Money Counting November 20, 2023
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