(noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
by cyclopentane July 11, 2024
Get the Solomonmug. 
by RatTheDumbHoe March 5, 2022
Get the LaRue Najay Solomonmug. A person who doesn’t want people to fuck his mom, house cat, brother, or his dad. He doesn’t mind if you leave your nuts hanging out of juicy butthole
by Wudupnegga53 January 31, 2024
Get the Solomonmug. by Thomas Solomon December 8, 2021
Get the Thomas Solomonmug. A short king that is Jewish.
"He was pretty cute for a Short Solomon."
"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."
"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."
"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."
"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."
"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."
"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."
by adventurebeans June 21, 2025
Get the Short Solomonmug. This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.
by Milo Calorie January 16, 2024
Get the Solomon Fairbanksmug.