Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022

sober feeding

(sarcasm) when a person is drunk and they feed the enemy team in an online video game.

Mayank already decided he will be sober feeding tonight.

by helloteam May 22, 2023

Host Sober

The level of sobriety required of a host when entertaining guests at a party in which everyone is smashed beyond belief.

Jim: DUDE, THIS PARTY'S AWESOME! THANKS FOR HOSTING! ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

John: I can't enjoy it, dude. I'm host sober.

by Furious A November 20, 2011

Team Sober

A team of two retards who get really drunk and proceed to tell everyone they are sober.

Team Sober? More like Team Drunk.

by asdfghjkl1234567890WU March 29, 2013

facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober

"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"

by xx.kw April 11, 2010

soberado

An individual living life clean and sober.

I'm a soberado living life one day at a time.

by Toddsterx April 12, 2008

sober Irishman

an impossibility

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world

by Robbie J June 10, 2003