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elliott smith

an amazing person, and an amazing singer/songwriter
RIP
The King's crossing was the main attraction
Dominoes falling in a chain reaction
The scraping subject ruled by fear told me
Whiskey works better than beer
The judge is on vinyl, decisions aren't final
And nobody gets a reprieve
And every wave is tidal
If you hang around you're going to get wet
I can't prepare for death any more than I already have
All you can do now is watch the shells
The game looks easy, that's why it sells

Frustrated fireworks inside your head
Are going to stand and deliver dark instead
The method acting that pays my bills
Keeps the fat man feeding in Beverly Hills
I got a heavy metal mouth, it hurls obscenity
And I get my check from the trash treasury
Because I took my own insides out

It don't matter cause I have no sex life
And all I wanna do now is inject my ex wife
I've seen the movie
And I know what happens
It's Christmas time
And the needle's on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word

Open your parachute and grab your gun
Float down like an omen, a setting sun
Read the part and return at five
It's a hell of a role if you can keep it alive
But I don't care if I fuck up
I'm going on a date
With a rich white lady
Ain't life great?
Gi'me one good reason not to do it
(Because We love you)
So do it.

This is the place where time reverses
And dead men talk to all the pretty nurses
Instruments shine on a silver tray
Don't let me get carried away
by, Elliott Smith
by maryb December 13, 2006
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Will Smith

A Will Smith is a beta simp cuckold who is willing to get violent in order to protect the honour of his wife's boyfriend. He will actively seek out a female who enjoys to belittle and shame him in public.
It breaks my heart to see how Tina treats Tom. He used to have a backbone before he met her, now he's just another Will Smith.
by Unclecrazy April 6, 2022
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Jerry Smith

A human who is a disappointment to the human race. He is too caught up in his insecurities that he subconsciously begs his family for acceptance every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year of every century.
by Edames April 25, 2017
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Smith

An old English Familly name.

The name is a symbol of craftsmanship, skill, beauty and general Badassery. There has never been non badass Smith and they are the sexiest people you will ever meet. They are loyal, strong and they will always protect each other
She is so fine. She must be a Smith
by queen of kings February 7, 2017
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Elliott Smith

A singer/songwriter who mastered the art of making sadness beautiful. Every word he sang was magical.
Elliott Smith's music changed my life.
by heather104 March 14, 2010
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shithammer

Verb, to shithammer.
To accomplish something by brute force, without planning, elegance, or rework.

Often heard in IT organizations when referring to computer code that was poorly designed, and in need of drastic re-writing.
Those guys never think about what they're doing, they just shithammer their code into production.
by Ch April 24, 2004
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lucky blue smith

Lucky Blue Smith, a gorgeous American model. Gorgeous hair, eyes, body. Basically the definition of perfection.
Have you seen Lucky Blue Smith? He's so gorgeous!
by Hunnie Ange November 12, 2015
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