Smartie

A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life

Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.

Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie

by AFluffyFox November 22, 2022

smartie patootie

A cutie patootie who solves a lot of chess puzzles and get's them all right.

My smartie patootie solved an 1800 puzzle today.

by keysersoze99 October 21, 2022

Hot Smartie

When a young man decides spit on a sock and uses it to wank himself off while looking at gay mafia sex

Wow, James loves having hot smarties on Christmas night

Connor burke is an honest man that loves having hot smarties

by TheBogs December 24, 2021

Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021

Smartie Thicc

The exact opposite of dummy thicc

(but it sounds the same to make the person your saying it to feel special)

girl: "dude my ass is so flat"
guy: "that's so true you are Smartie Thicc asf"

by Kinda high January 28, 2022

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

Smarties

Said when someone makes an intelligent statement or proposes a clever idea.

"Guess what? I have a great idea. Let's make green tea to undo the damage we've done tonight"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"

by moka2 May 22, 2021