Skype me now

A common phrase used only by the "smartest intellectuals" who have a learning capacity of that of a 5 year old when they want to call someone on Skype.

Me: *says nothing while online on Skype*
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: no i can't, i'm busy
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: I just fucking said i can't
"Intellectual": aRe We FrIeNdS

by SheepSugary December 12, 2019

One Night Skype

Giving someone or recieving Skype info, and having a conversation or video chat once, only to never make contact on Skype again. Usually occurs late at night in cases of extreme bordem.

Tom: Bro, last night I had a one night Skype with Angelina.
Roger: Really? Did she show you anything?
Tom: No...

by Senor Pasteles January 25, 2011

skype it out

To figure something out on skype.

My bf oversees and I are having trouble figuring out where to go on holidays this year. We're going to have to skype it out tonight.

by Linus McD. September 16, 2011

Skype Porn

Where you Skype your friend and tell him to look up porn then they share their screen and you mute them and watch the porn and then the porn isn't on your history!.....Genious

hey dude lets called up Bon and do some Skype Porn!

by Arnold Xavior July 8, 2012

Skype Pipe

A term used to describe the act of masturbation, or mutal masterbation during a video chat session. Usualy one person strips while the other watches, or sensual text is written by one or both. Coined by Comedian Toby McMullen.

"I really miss becky, but we skype piped last night and it feels like the next month will fly by. I cant wait to see her."

by tpleezy April 13, 2010

Skype Rape

This is when you sign on to skype and all 200 of your contacts want your immediate attention. As a skype courtesy, one should give the skypee time to respond.

I sign on to skype and my contacts have immediate notification that I have been signed on. I will have 30 people skype me..all at once this is what I call Skype Rape. Everyone wanting immediate attention and expecting an immediate response and likely a conversation. This is simply not possible. Please understand this happens quite often to people that conduct a lot of business via skype. Please be patient and do not misconstrue a delayed response as negligence, they are just trying to manage 30 people at once, which is nearly impossible. Be patient.

by WCFunding September 16, 2009

violin/skype fight

(n.) 1. A petty disagreement over a trivial matter that quickly escalates into a large battle, usually between two people or a small group 2. Petty infighting that quickly gets out of hand

Anita called Annie her best friend instead of Denise and now they're all having an epic violin/skype fight over it.

by dionysiseris January 13, 2011