Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

by Rick April 23, 2003

Skinner

A derogatory term used by prison inmates used for a convicted and incarcerated pedophile. Surprisingly, 'Skinners' are very reviled by prison inmates and are often segregated from the rest of the prison community to protect them from other prisoners.

"Inmate #190203 ain't nothing but a scumbag skinner. He raped a little 6 year old boy in Alabama. If I ever get my hands on that skinner I'm gonna kill him"

by Atomic Mutant January 8, 2009

2 skinnee j's

A band where all of the members are named Larry. They split up due to the erectile dysfunction of one of the members. Larry Jambowitski was the lead guitarist afflicted with the problem. His wedding vegetables became caught in the oven door while trying to feed his dog. The lead vocalist, Larry Vehemently, was arrested for stealing little boys underwear. He spent 11 days in jail. The lead bassist was Larry Appleton. He was murdered by Balki Bartokomous. The drummer, Lance Elott, often referred to as Elephant Tusk was sold into the Peruvian Slut trade.

Lenny : Look at that bag of doughnuts...
Marc: Where are my onion bags?
Lenny: Didn't they sing for Onionbox and the Crotchmonsters?
Anton: Nope...2 skinnee j's

by Cabbagelou July 23, 2009

cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.

"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"

by Big D November 17, 2003

James Skinner

a tall lanky magpie with a fetish for tongues and various species of bird, he often hides out in cupboards and ponders how to kill people. He will often go to local schools to bully and molest pupils.

James Skinner flew to school from his cupboard thinking of molesting peoples tongues

by batduck October 20, 2008

Dick Skinner

The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.

That guy's dick skinner is all full of his stuff!!!

by The "Real" Slim Shaddy August 30, 2009

Beaver Skinner

When weird old Fucktards enjoy shaving some other persons genitals.

EEW! I heard last night Jeff let Jamie be his beaver skinner and she cut him!

by Rosie Gahan October 15, 2009