siris swords

An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole

i was looking for it for like fifteen minutes, i could not find the scissors for Siris swords!

by VikkiS VoCab February 11, 2023

Siri

An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"

Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022

xbox siri’s ex

A play off of the Xbox series X. The newest xbox console

Do you know the xbox series x?

You mean the xbox siri’s ex?

Hahahaahahahaha!

by Mestopheles369 November 24, 2020

Siri

The literal hottest thing ever. Also very tired of hearing the phrase "Hey Siri."

You know you're self secure when you feel like a Siri.

by mayamayamayamaya44 May 2, 2022

Siri

A huge bitch on the iPhone.👎

Siri is a bitch.

by !@#@#$@#!@##$!@#$%^&#$%&*(&ACF December 21, 2015

siri

a beautiful and wonderful person. she will typically be a virgo and not afraid to speak her mind. she's goofy and a catch. you should most definitely be friends with siri and maybe even more then friends.

friend: i think i really really like her!
friend #2: well ofc she's siri!!

by juul pods February 10, 2020

Siri

A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.

Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?

by Wierdo9000 August 1, 2017