slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.
by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005
Get the Eats His Banana Sideways mug.When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."
officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
by CHUCK45 October 16, 2005
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Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson
Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
by The Wild Child January 4, 2008
Get the Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench mug.Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!
MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
by Max Johnson aka Dirk Diggler aka John Holmes aka Roger Moore June 14, 2006
Get the suck it sideways mug.A rabid fan of The University of Alabama. These fans have never set foot in a college classroom, nor have they ever been to a game. These are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred. They hate your team more than they love their own.
Tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. He spends a good part of his day on Auburn message boards flaming the AU grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended Alabama.
by AUalum91 September 7, 2008
Get the sidewalk alum mug.City Council recommends that passersby should not give beggars money.
If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend strychnine. Godblessyou have a nice day
If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend strychnine. Godblessyou have a nice day
by bruja April 22, 2005
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