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Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.
"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.
by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005
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Sidewalk Olympics

When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."
officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."

drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."

...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
by CHUCK45 October 16, 2005
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Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...
Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
by The Wild Child January 4, 2008
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suck it sideways

Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!
MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!

LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!

MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.

LIL': What do you mean?

MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.

LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.

MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!

LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?

MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
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sidewalk alum

A rabid fan of The University of Alabama. These fans have never set foot in a college classroom, nor have they ever been to a game. These are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred. They hate your team more than they love their own.
Tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. He spends a good part of his day on Auburn message boards flaming the AU grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended Alabama.
by AUalum91 September 7, 2008
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sidewalk

pedestrian obstacle course. daytime open air homeless storage facility
City Council recommends that passersby should not give beggars money.

If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend strychnine. Godblessyou have a nice day
by bruja April 22, 2005
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sidewalk surfer

n. a person riding a skateboard, especially a longboard with soft wheels and loose trucks
"We almost got run over by a sidewalk surfer on the walk over here."
by Jason Hollowell June 28, 2007
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