Shrimp

To Shrimp (v.)

Slang for the act of anal intercourse

Wife: I'm gonna shrimp you!

Husband: No you're not!

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{Husband creeps up behind wife}

Wife: Don't shrimp me!

by jbj0324 November 20, 2013

shrimping

insertion of a big toe into orafice of choice

try to shrimp yourself as an ultimate display of flexability

by Dane_Xoth February 28, 2004

shrimping

To insert a curved finger into one's anus.

Yeah it was great I went all rawdoggin then she went shrimping on my portside.

by CatMan dlx January 30, 2018

Shrimping

Right before you peak on LSD and you cannot stop laughing at how little everything makes sense

She's shrimping tf out

by gukkibygucci January 24, 2017

Shrimp

A small aquatic animal commonly known to significantly reduce penis size when eaten in medium to large quantities

I wouldnt eat that, everyone knows that shrimp makes your dick smaller

by Jake Weirs April 18, 2019

shrimping

when 2 gay men put a dead rat in a sperm filled condom and stick it up each others butthole and pull it out with their mouth.

(1)"John Seeley of the Manchester Monarchs is a mad shrimper."
(2)"Dude, Seeley and Kanko shrimped all night long."
(3)"Where's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins?" "I dont know, probably shrimping in the locker room."

by ThillyBlake December 28, 2005

Shrimping

To insert ones testicles into a woman's anus, while erect.

Vickie's ass was sore after a long night of shrimping with John.

by The Phantom Poopers January 18, 2009