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Shnoolgle 

To have a large member. To be funny, friendly, flirty, kind and loving and be of above average in terms of the male organ.

Selfless, but always seems horny because he's packing heat
When I first met Gary, he was so funny, then I realised he was packing a big Shnoolgle and it just made me like him even more. I call him Shnoolgle and only he knows.

Hey Stacey, you know that Craig ? that really funny guy, well I heard that he's a bit of a shnoolgle.

shnugglez or shnooglez? 

A cuddly-affectionate "sweet nothings" choice of two very-similar closely-clasping gestures that are playfully offered by one lover to his hunnybunny; about the only difference between the two lovey-dovey actions is that "shnooglez" involves somewhat more "up close 'n' personal" burrowing action with one's head and face during the snuggle-session.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: Ya want SHNUGGLEZ or SHNOOGLEZ???
Cutie: Ummmmm --- surprise me!
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: Okay --- maybe I'll just give ya a bit of both, then... kinda like mixing apple and orange juices together when ya aren't sure which one ya want.
Cutie, gigglingly nestling back into Mr. Softhearted's adoringly-encircling embrace: Okay, if you say so. It kinda just all feels like about da same nice warm gentle nuzzley cuddle-hugz, but ALL of your clasps 'n' caresses are equally heavenly and satisfying, so it doesn't really matter to me what ya call 'em.